OMG u guyz make this joke? "?
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a stoplight, and the next it is a boy in his shiny new bike. The police said the girl, "Nice bike you got there. Santa brought that to you?" The boy replied, " Yes. The policeman said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on a bicycle. "The police then proceeded sounding the Kid A $ 20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The child takes the ticket and before leaving said: "Verily, this is a Nice horse you got there. Santa brought you? "Child's home, police said:" Yes, you did. "The boy continued:" Well, the year Santa comes to tell dick under the horse, instead of up. "Part was so cute!
haha thats funny. You made my day.
RED LIGHT : Biking Rules PSA
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